Slobbery: This "sculpture" says it all...

The semester has ended.

I'm exhausted, but in a happy way. I have made lots of discoveries in the past five months.

My life has changed forever. I have been on mega diets, but I have never felt the sense of my life changing significantly, that is, until now.

Also, my book received a five-star review.

Thanks, Linda! Someone "gets" Samantha!

Anyway, I'm really shot (and Christmas is almost here--eek!), but I thought you'd appreciate these two representations of my artistic expression--performance (or lack of) performance art at its sloppiest.

In other words, my house is an abode gone wild.